Dick Shakespeare: His Works... Occasionally

A comprehensive biography about the life and works of the much less famous and marginally talented cousin of the Bard of Avon, William Shakespeare. No, not him. His cousin... Dick. Contains the only surviving fragments of his works (Dicks’, not Williams’) as well as several scholarly essays containining lots of big words, some additional poetry we happened to have lying around and a whole bunch of footnotes that are difficult to read because they’re so tiny but look really good in a book. For all of this you have our most sincere appologies.